| A more simpaticx queer smurf |
Back in 1959, Belgian comic artist Peyo gave the world the Smurfs—those little blue communitarians who all looked the same but had one defining personality trait. One was Clumsy, one was Grouchy, one was Lazy, and so on.
Then in 1967, Peyo had a real lightbulb moment. He introduced… Smurfette. What was her defining trait, you ask? Was she Witty Smurf? Scientific Smurf? Existentialist Smurf? Nope. She was Female. That’s it. Her entire personality boiled down to: Girl Smurf. Revolutionary.
Man, de Beauvoir says, is the norm whose superiority is normal as expected, and even required; woman, on the other hand, is the Other, excluded from the site reserved only for the norm by being obliged into occupying the usually negative place of non-normality.
Smurfette’s existence in an otherwise all-male Smurf village perfectly illustrates this: male is neutral, female is the anomaly.
Flash forward to 2025. Surely we've progressed, right? There’s a new Smurfs movie on the horizon. Smurfette is still the one and only gal in the gang, voiced by Rihanna, which is cool, but still—doesn’t fix the fact that she’s the only female blueprint in a whole sea of blue dudes.
And still no Queer Smurf. No Trans Smurf. No Nonbinary Smurf. Just one lonely Smurfette, holding down the gender fort since LBJ was in office.
So maybe think twice before taking your kids to see a movie that’s recycling gender stereotypes thriving since the Cold War. It might be animated, but the messaging isn’t exactly… revolutionary.
La Schtroumpfette et l’éternel fossé des genres (Maintenant avec Rihanna !)En 1959, le dessinateur belge Peyo a offert au monde les Schtroumpfs — ces petits communistes bleus qui se ressemblaient tous, à un trait de personnalité près. Il y avait le Schtroumpf Maladroit, le Schtroumpf Grognon, le Schtroumpf Paresseux, et ainsi de suite.
Puis, en 1967, Peyo a eu une vraie illumination. Il a créé… la Schtroumpfette. Quelle était sa caractéristique principale, vous demandez-vous ? Était-elle la Schtroumpf Spirituelle ? La Schtroumpf Scientifique ? La Schtroumpf Existentielle ? Non. Elle était... une femme. C’est tout. Toute sa personnalité se résumait à : Schtroumpf Fille. Révolutionnaire, non ? L’homme, dit Simone de Beauvoir, est la norme dont la supériorité est attendue, voire exigée ; la femme, en revanche, est l’Autre, exclue de l’espace réservé à la norme, contrainte à occuper la place (généralement négative) de la non-normalité. L’existence de la Schtroumpfette dans un village de Schtroumpfs exclusivement masculin illustre cela à la perfection : le masculin est neutre, le féminin est l’anomalie. Avançons jusqu’en 2025. On aura sûrement fait des progrès, non ? Il y a un nouveau film des Schtroumpfs à l’horizon. Et vous ne devinerez jamais : la Schtroumpfette est toujours la seule fille du groupe. Elle sera peut-être doublée par Rihanna — ce qui est cool, mais bon, ça ne change rien au fait qu’elle reste l’unique être féminin parmi une mer de mecs bleus. Et toujours aucun Schtroumpf Queer. Aucun Schtroumpf Trans. Aucun Schtroumpf Non-Binaire. Juste une pauvre Schtroumpfette isolée, gardienne du genre depuis que Charles de Gaulle était président. Alors réfléchissez à deux fois avant d’emmener vos enfants voir un film qui recycle tristement des stéréotypes de genre qui ont survécu à la guerre froide. Le film est peut-être animé, mais son message est monolithique.
Walking into Safe House at St. Ann’s Warehouse, I didn’t know what to expect, but within minutes, I was completely drawn in. The young performer on stage was electrifying, Kate Gilmore—her presence crackled with emotion, switching between despair, vulnerability, and outright provocation with astonishing rhythm and volatility. I couldn’t take my eyes off her.
As someone who lived in London in the early ‘90s, the raw authenticity of it all immediately struck a chord. It felt like an echo of a past I had experienced—gritty, beautiful, unsettling. And for a while, I was completely on board.
But then, something shifted. Or maybe it didn’t, and that was the problem.
The show’s musicality was striking—contemporary opera meets raw performance art—but I struggled to decipher the lyrics, which made it hard to grasp the protagonist’s journey. From what I could gather, she was an Irish woman haunted by childhood dreams of being a princess, still wearing that imagined crown into adulthood. A dangerous aspiration in a world filled with imperfect men. This seemed reinforced by fragmented video projections behind her—disjointed, evocative, but hard to piece together.
She was obviously struggling. Financially, emotionally. At one point, she found a decaying sandwich in a box, drank wine from another. There were hints of a mother, but no clear father figure. Maybe she grew up in a home for children? Birthday parties flashed by, but they weren’t exactly joyful. I kept searching for a clear story arc, a sense of who she was and where she was going, but it remained elusive.
Then, near the end, she turned to the audience. A confrontation. Were we responsible for her suffering? Were we complicit in her circumstances? It started to feel like the creators of the play were playing with a doll:
"Hey, maybe, she could take her clothes off."
"And then, she could have blood dripping from her face."
"She could open a fridge, and the barking of a dog would come out." What was that dog anyway, Cerberus?
"She could lie down in a coffin like Snow White."
"She could return to a childhood bedroom, a stage-set recreation of something lost."
These striking images were powerful, but without understanding the lyrics, they felt more like symbols floating without a clear anchor. The music was strident, the singing amplified—some audience members left, others dozed off.
Visually, the video projections were aesthetically effective, but I struggled to connect them to the protagonist’s unraveling. Was it chaos by design? A dreamscape of trauma and longing? Or was I just missing a crucial piece of the puzzle?
Safe House was a visceral experience—one I admired but couldn’t fully grasp.
Until March 2, 2025
https://stannswarehouse.org/show/safe-house/
Is it egocentric to believe in aliens?
Our planet is peopled by thinking creatures, therefore we imagine the same of other planets. Aliens have been typically reported to have two legs and two arms and an overlarge head and eyes, a tiny mouth, no hair. They look like a cross between a fetus and a skeleton which has lost some of our organic properties: they don't look like they would sweat or bleed.
They could be analyzed as a product of our subconscious, and of our fascination with forms that are nearly human: ghosts, zombies, severed limbs all linger on the boundaries of humanity. Such constructs challenge our perception of what it means to be human and alive, and tend to inspire us with terror. What happens to “me” when I die, besides putrefying, and where was I before I was born?
Is my body me?
Whether we believe in an afterlife or not, our body becomes separated from our soul, intelligence, consciousness, emotions, once we die. Whatever happens to everything else, our body decays after our death, and that's awful. It becomes alien. The ovule fecundated by a spermatozoid also lacks consciousness, and emotions, and intelligence, if not soul according to some religions.
And is my hand, severed, still me? And is that photo of my stomach's endoscopy a representation of “me”? It seems that in our guts, in our entrails, death and putrefaction loom more menacingly than in our external appearance that defines us as humans. After all, our pancreas does not differ much from a bat's.
The mystery of our boundaries (interior/exterior, dead/alive, whole/divided, psychical/physical) informs all horror films, Alien and its skinless creatures come to mind. These are different from reported images of aliens. ETs are described as being inorganic by people who claim to have seen them, while creatures imagined to provoke terror are ultra organic.
If aliens look like fetuses, do UFOs look like our rockets?
As humans we tend to project our own essence and it's hard for us to imagine something really different. Reports of UFOs are suspiciously close to our own technology: a flying saucer is a metal rocket that projects light, only round instead of elongated.
It is remarkable that their name and shape refer to a container of food -think breast- that crosses the sky in a circular movement. Our technology is mostly inspired by the phallus (rockets, racing cars, skyscrapers, gas pumps, syringes, plugs). Aliens as a fantasy of femaleness?
Or a suppression of masculinity as portrayed stereotypically: aliens have no body hair, no muscle mass, and no erections for sure. They're movable brains.
An appealing theory has it that aliens planted Amanita muscaria on the Earth. People who have sampled this toxic mushroom (carefully enough to be able to tell the tale: I do not recommend trying this) have had out-of-body experiences. Some had the impression they floated way, way above the Earth and explored the cosmos.
Aliens would have given us this way of experiencing the outer world rather than by physical means. While I know this is sweet folklore, the concept implies that aliens might transport themselves, or communicate using completely different means from us. No metal, no fuel, no electromagnetic waves.
Is there life on other planets that is not particularly intelligent?
To go back to alien intelligent life, we could imagine there is life on other planets that is not particularly intelligent. The creatures, deer-like, would lead gentle, unremarkable lives that do not necessitate the development of thinking. It is meditative to imagine a planet without wars, without facebook, without famines nor obesity.
I let myself dream of Planet Earth where Man would never have happened: a kind of paradise with huge areas of savannah, rain forest, ice pack, taiga, tundra, all pristine. Rhinoceros, unconcerned about the value of their horns, roam freely. Whales swim with no threatening boat in sight. Dodos only have to worry about their next meal.
Does evolution necessarily lead to the development of intelligence?
But life without intelligence doesn't actually make sense for a system in the long term. If life appears on a planet, if from an inert environment, something alive (and what is alive? Basically something that is complex and can die if that complexity is destroyed. When we die, our complex bodies get taken over by bacteria that is a less organized form) happens, it's going to evolve. Complex creatures are not going to just happen, ta-da, from one day to the next. That's if we take a scientific point of view, and not mythological!
If there is evolution from simple to more complex, then intelligence is going to give select creatures a massive edge as it has on our planet, and is bound to happen eventually. It could be that one planet hosts more than one species with intelligence, like we had Neanderthal, and Homo floresiensis at some point, and gosh, I really miss them.
Could a planet be inhabited with just one big jelly?
The alternative to this scenario is a planet where there is just one entity. Maybe something like a mycelium. This organism is not in competition with anything else, but works and evolves cooperatively. I imagine a kind of cloud that moves like a huge sea creature, a bit foamy perhaps, that changes color, and changes shapes. It might not need to develop intelligence, but then again it might as it morphs and expands and needs to use different resources.
I like to think that the intelligence of this organism is wise, because it does not know competition, conflict, violence. And maybe it could impart some of its wisdom to us by finding a way to communicate: stay tuned. We'd stop killing each other, and trying to outdo our neighbors, and to own more and more and more than we need, to leave less and less resources to others, like who needs to possess 165 billion dollars when we could share the planet in peace and justice?
Written fast and furiously by - - Arabella von Arx
All images from wikimedia commons.
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| People waiting in line with social distancing |
CORONAVIRUS PERIOD
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THE NEW NORMAL (post covid19)
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Bad hair cuts
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Lose.
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Less commuting
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Keep.
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More work from home
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Either or.
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Less traveling
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Keep? More environmental solutions.
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Less flying
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Keep. Bring back transatlantic ships, they pollute less.
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Less socializing
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Lose. More “in the flesh” events.
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Lots and lots of time on the Internet
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Lose.
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Lots of sex with one partner (or two)
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Keep.
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Less work
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Keep.
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Less pollution
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Keep
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More time with loved ones
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Keep
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More time alone
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Keep?
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More physical exercise
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Either or
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More caring
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Keep
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Hospitals overwhelmed
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Lose
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Small businesses endangered
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Help from govt, from us
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Virtual parties
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Keep (for people who are sick, isolated, depressed, far)
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More cooking!
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Either or.
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No restaurants, gigs, concerts, shows, exhibitions
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LOSE!
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Virtual shows, gigs, art.
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Keep
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People lose their job
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Help from govt, from us
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Some people have more access to health, some have no insurance
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Justice, equality.
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Illegal immigrants get no help
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Justice, equality.
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We read more
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Either or.
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Bad teeth
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Lose.
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Lots of time with pets
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Keep.
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Feeling we’re in this together, everyone
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Keep!!!
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Hairy legs, and other places on the body
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Either or.
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